Prep Time: 90 minutes (allow up to 7 days of procrastination)
Servings: A gazillion potential employers
½ teaspoon of sugar-coating 🍬 Azucar!!!
3 oz. of active verbs 🏃🏽
A pinch of left-aligned bullet points with some adobo sprinkled on top
9 cups of Cafe Bustelo ☕
2 episodes of your favorite tv show 📺 as you will need a break 😫
Mix together the 🏃🏽 and 🍬. It should have the consistency of a well-rounded, qualified job candidate.
Place neatly on your favorite resume template, sprinkle left-aligned bullet points as desired.
Allow the document to bake in an open web browser tab for 60 minutes. While you wait, binge-watch Gentefied on Netflix 📺. Drink all the ☕.